Sunday, June 17, 2012

What a weekend!

Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend! 
I know I did - I even have the sore ass to prove it. Dang, it was a LONG bike ride yesterday. Definitely fun but harder than it was last year. Maybe it was the different bike I rode and the seat wasn't as great  but the last 3 miles back into West Bend were BRUTAL. Enough that my brother and I walked our bikes for a mile as we went against the wind. Maybe I had more beer than bloody marys and that didn't help? Who knows? But Pat is just as sore as I am - he told my dad that it felt like someone put a 2x4 up his ass. He paints a pretty picture, don't you think? Can you tell that we're a little bit alike? 
Speaking of which, I have a funny story for you. In January, I was shopping with my mom, Meredith (my brother's wife), her mom and her aunt for dresses for their wedding. As we're walking through the mall - I'm in front of the pack and her mom says, "She walks just like Pat." Oh dear lord. I am now acutely aware of how I walk. And sadly, she's right but you never want to hear you walk like your brother. Any way you slice that - I either walk like a dude or he walks like a girl. Yet, Pat and I do walk alike - apparently we have a "strut". So as we're sitting at the BBQ after the ride yesterday, I'm in a lawn chair next to Mere's mom watching my dad grill burgers for the riders and she says to me, "Well, I now see where you and Pat get your butts." She points directly at my dad's ass. Good lord. The man doesn't have one. Which, neither do Pat or I. Obviously turns into hilarious conversation for awhile about the butts of the the 3 of us. I LOVE the inappropriateness of Mere's Mom (who doesn't check out her son-in-law's dad's ass?). She fits right on in with the rest of us. Apparently her daughter is turning into her - she's sitting next to me in church this morning and tells Pat, "Sarah has your dad's nose." Shit - I hope I don't go bald like the old man. I don't think that's a look I can rock! 


It was an interesting weekend in another way...got a peculiar Facebook friend request when I woke up yesterday morning. One that puzzles me like no other...yet I accepted it and am now attempting to patiently wait to see the reason behind this request. We'll see how long that lasts - according to this person, I am funny, upfront and aggressive (he also said beautiful but whatever on that) so true to form it's hard for me to sit here and wait to see what his deal is. 


Also - have you seen the video for Kenny Chesney's new song Come Over? If not, you need to...NOW. Holy hella hot stuff! That man finally figured out how to rock being bald (hmmm, shaved his head) and it's a steamy video. Damn fine for 44...


And yes, I spilled the beans to my parents on my plans...stayed tuned to hear all about that! 







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